It’s 2013!  You all know what that means — we didn’t die last year!  At least I didn’t.   I came close several times though.  REAL close one time.  I fell into the tiger pit at the zoo. Now I just have a bunch of sick-ass rugs at home.

You hear that? That’s the sound a rocketship makes. Kind of like the one I was born on. More about that later.