This is a video from a woman whose mother made a delicious looking pasta dinner only to realize towards the end of the process that the new olive oil she bought online wasn’t olive oil at all, but olive body wash. I assumed the video was fake at first because who the hell can’t tell cooking oil from body wash (the smell, the viscosity, the bubbles?), but after watching her mom’s reaction I now believe she actually did this. Also, LOVE the fanny pack. Next time try to fit some more common sense in there. This is why it’s important to taste the food you’re cooking every single step of the way. Here, taste this. “What is it?” Raw chicken.

@janeandthekillerqueens Pure Greek “olive oil” count your days #cookingfails ♬ original sound – Jane and The Killer Queens

Because, occasionally, Red Bull really does give you wings, this is a video of Redbull wingsuiters Marco Fürst and Marco Waltenspiel jumping out of a helicopter, flying along the River Thames and through the gap in the London Bridge, then parachute landing on two floating platforms in the water. That’s cool. And pretty smart of them to fly through the bridge instead of into it like I would have done.

PROTIP: Do not listen to at work if you like your current job. If you’re looking for a career change, go full volume.

This is a video from a Renaissance Faire unlike any I’ve ever been to of a beer wench pouring a cold one down some poor peasant’s throat while speaking to him in a way that made me blush. And I don’t blush easily. I could exfoliate with poison ivy and not be this red. Also, I did watch this in the bathroom at work and I’m fairly certain my coworkers think I watch dirty videos on the clock now. How am I going to explain my way out of this?! “Just remind yourself you work from home.” Oh, right. *rewatches on big screen with surround sound*

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This is a video of “freelance paleoartist and science communicator” Tyler Stone explaining how dinosaurs were able to grow so insanely huge. SPOILER: Nothing to do with the earth’s gravity or oxygen supply. It involves the dinosaurs’ air sacs (still present in modern birds), which allowed them to remain relatively light while breathing much more efficiently than mammals do. They were also able to grow much faster in their youth thanks to these efficiencies, with some species regularly growing MULTIPLE POUNDS per day. Me? I can grow about 12 pounds over a heavy-eating weekend. So, yeah, be sure to explain this to your family around the dinner table. I’m talking about my impressive eating habits — nobody cares about dinosaurs anymore but children and it breaks my heart.

Keep going for the video, as well as a follow-up in case you were wondering why we dinosaur-sized birds aren’t terrorizing earth right now.

@tylerstoneart Replying to @Brandon Davidson TL;DR: they were built different #greenscreen #fyp #foryoupage #dinosaur #birds #paleontology #evolution #anatomy #prehistoric #science #sciencetok ♬ original sound – Tyler Stone

@tylerstoneart Replying to @Strawberry TL;DR evolution is complicated #fyp #foryoupage #dinosaur #birds #evolution #paleontology #science #sciencetok ♬ original sound – Tyler Stone

This is a short video of a man showing his off dual (one would have just looked silly) frog knee tattoos, which he can make croak by flexing his legs. That’s cool, but it’s obviously not for everyone. You show up to a family cookout with these things and your aunts and uncles are going to have a LOT of questions. Probably about when you’re going to settle down and marry someone nice. Enough with the badgering, I’m waiting for the princess to my frogs, Aunt Beth!

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Thanks to JustA, who informed me she’s going to get some ink for her birthday. Get my intials!

The $295 Halal Cart Bandeau Top is a real top you can buy from 26-year old avant-garde designer Edna St. Louis. Its colorful LEDs (I assume it should be washed with colors) scroll through a halal food cart menu one might expect to find on a New York City street corner. That’s awesome, now make a hot dog stand shirt! TRUE STORY: I had a street dog just yesterday. I ordered it with chili and cheese but the vendor said he didn’t trust the cheese in his cart, and, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in my life, it’s trust the guys selling wieners on the sidewalk. They’re the salt mustard of the earth.

@ednastlouisofficial Another day in NYC. #subwaycreatures #newyorksubwaysystem #ednastlouis #smalldesigner #newyorkvibes #fashiontech #nycfashion #funny #nycsubway ♬ original sound – Edna St. Louis